I'm back =]
And I didn't take down EVERYTHING 'cause that'd be kind of mean, no?
I'll be working on some char. ID's for me and my friend...because to us it's immensely entertaining!

Anyways, enjoy Thrid, the Ruler of the static cling.

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Yeah, Thrid is dyslexic. And I gave him his name after a few spelling mistakes:

Thrid Preson.

=]

At one point you'll meet:
*Edward and Eden, the conjoined twins.
*Francois, the rainbow boa wielding ...guy.
*Sr. Molestio, whose name comes from the spanish verb, Molestar, meaning, to bother. haha.
*the Satanmoscas Corn chip factory.
*Thrids Castle
*the entirety of The Static Cling.
*possibly a few other things. =]

I hope you'll enjoy them!
In the card description, I'll explain where the names came from...like Satanmoscas. haha 'cause that'd otherwise make no sense to anyone.